THEME
Is This a Test?
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captain-spanglyass:

kneelinmypresence:

captain-spanglyass:

kneelinmypresence:

captain-spanglyass:

"I think you got my chin wrong." It was creepy, literally talking to himself.

"Huh." Tilting her head to the side her magic rippled over her, turning her into Tony…

"I’m not Tony or Bruce but I’m definitely not a monkey."

theworldisquiethere:

emiello:

Pros of dating me

  • i’m rly soft and squishy
  • i’ll make you hot beverages in bed
  • i’m good at compliments
  • you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names

Cons of dating me

  • ummm??
  • zero i am a goddess

this has captain-spanglyass's name all over it.

Eheheh

chrissafford : "Let me go you bastards! Or i'll kick your asses i swear to god!" Chris shouted as he was carried out the back door of a bar by three men followed by a forth. Back on Earth it had been a while since he returned, but it wasn't hard to adjust back. Except for this night however. After finding out that the forth guy was a fellow actor he'd been invited for a game of cards, who turned out didn't like losing. A quick punch to the jaw made Chris quiet for a moment though.

chrissafford:

lokiofjotunheimm:

chrissafford:

lokiofjotunheimm:

"Chris! Calm down!" The goddess chided. She’d gone with him in her female form to blend in. Arm candy and what not.  "So what if they are mad your better than them. Let It Go."

chrissafford

Chris held an arm around her as they made their way to his apartment. 

Once there he followed suit and only kicked off his shoes before laying next to her. Pulling her close he placed a small kiss on her neck. “They didn’t touch you while we were there right?”

"They’d not be alive."

He chuckled a bit and sat up for a moment to pull off his shirt. Whether or not they went straight to sleep he liked it off. Laying back down he pulled her into another kiss. “You’re amazing you know that?”

"Am i? I thought you were amazing Mr actor."

kneelinmypresence:

captain-spanglyass:

kneelinmypresence:

captain-spanglyass:

"I think you got my chin wrong." It was creepy, literally talking to himself.

"Huh." Tilting her head to the side her magic rippled over her, turning her into Tony Stark. "What about this one?"

"What are you planning on doing with that?"

Grinning wickedly she winked at him. “Oh, nothing….”

"I don’t believe that. "

kneelinmypresence:

captain-spanglyass:

captain-spanglyass:

kneelinmypresence:

captain-spanglyass:

Open rp

captain-spanglyass:

kneelinmypresence:

"……Halloween?…..What in Odin’s name is that?"

"It’s a pagan holiday. Celebrating the banishment of Sam hain. Every year children.dress up and adults pass out…

"I think you got my chin wrong." It was creepy, literally talking to himself.

"Huh." Tilting her head to the side her magic rippled over her, turning her into Tony Stark. "What about this one?"

"What are you planning on doing with that?"

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captain-spanglyass:

kneelinmypresence:

captain-spanglyass:

Open rp

captain-spanglyass:

kneelinmypresence:

"……Halloween?…..What in Odin’s name is that?"

"It’s a pagan holiday. Celebrating the banishment of Sam hain. Every year children.dress up and adults pass out…

"I think you got my chin wrong." It was creepy, literally talking to himself.

kneelinmypresence:

captain-spanglyass:

Open rp

captain-spanglyass:

kneelinmypresence:

"……Halloween?…..What in Odin’s name is that?"

"It’s a pagan holiday. Celebrating the banishment of Sam hain. Every year children.dress up and adults pass out candy. It used to be castaways left in.offering and people would wear masks to hide…

"Yes, pretty much anything goes. " Steve smiled, happy to see she was getting into it.

"So this means that I have an excuse to dress up as anyone or thing that I want to?"

"Yep!" Steve chirps before realizing that could be dastardly given her powers.

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captain-spanglyass:

kneelinmypresence:

"……Halloween?…..What in Odin’s name is that?"

"It’s a pagan holiday. Celebrating the banishment of Sam hain. Every year children.dress up and adults pass out candy. It used to be castaways left in.offering and people would wear masks to hide…

"Yes, pretty much anything goes. " Steve smiled, happy to see she was getting into it.

we-r-groots:

mydoyoufondue:

daily-asgardian-news:

Earth’s Mightiest Heroes? What a bunch of a-holes!

THIS IS SO BETTER THAN THE ORIGINAL TRAILER WTF

TONY STARK AS TONY STARK I’M DYING

nerdragefilms:

girl-farts:

bluedelliquanti:

vispreeve:

Ellen Page & Laverne Cox | GLAAD Media Awards 2014

Ellen Page is a tiny gumshoe detective working to expose a ring of corrupt politicians! Laverne Cox is the charismatic club hostess who gives her the inside scoop on all of her cases! Can they put aside their torrid romantic past to secure a statuette full of top-secret microfilm?

Coming this Christmas: TINY DETECTIVE.

4bb

Ellen page just starred in a True Detective parody on Funny or Die called TINY DETECTIVES

pumpkinkraken:

i’m so fuckin happy about guillermo del toro’s house….

wormatronic:

Meeting…


theworldisquiethere I want the green one okay?

wormatronic:

Meeting…

theworldisquiethere I want the green one okay?

Open rp

kneelinmypresence:

"……Halloween?…..What in Odin’s name is that?"

"It’s a pagan holiday. Celebrating the banishment of Sam hain. Every year children.dress up and adults pass out candy. It used to be castaways left in.offering and people would wear masks to hide from the devil and his ghouls." Steve answers smoothly, he loved Halloween.